Last week was my cousin sister’s wedding. Oooph it was an experience. I generally like to stay off from marriages/functions unless it involves someone close to me. Else I will end up sitting somewhere giving smiles to unknown people :).
I had a few interesting conversations with people, I think they are worth being put here. I am sure most of us would have come across these conversations - except the last one.
Some aunty/uncle.. especially the aunties (that too a bit aged ones) suddenly pop up from no where and ask me..
“Hey do you know who I am?”
In most cases I put on an embarrassing face indicating I have no idea who they are, but in some case I vaguely guess the place they are from trying to save my face.
I am amazed at how so many people tend to ask to same question to so many people. I think probably, they (atleast a few of them) who ask this question, might also not be sure of who the other person is, to cover this up they ask it.
This one is more funnier:
Again, aunties that too the aged ones love to start a conversation this way –
I had last seen you when you were so small / 10 years back. See how tall you have become now.
Ok that’s a nice way to start a conversation, but come on did they expect me to stay that way itself. Even more funnier was this person, whom I am sure I had meet at some function may be an year back, came and told me the same thing, I though of reminding that person that she/he had told me the same thing when we meet previously.
Also some people say that you have become taller than when I had seen you last. Haha, I haven’t grown an inch in the past 3 years. I can accept if they say i have become fat or thin, but not tall.
This one - is an assault on me :(
After all the initial talk they ask me what I am doing now. The conversation some what continues like this:
I heard you completed your studies, so where are you working now?
To which I reply:
I work with a company called Ty fone:
The first reaction to this is “Sorry.. which company did you say?”
Then I try to explain to them that it’s a small startup located at ITPL.
What the hell, I doubt if some of these people know that people also work at places apart from Infosys, Wipro, Satyam….. Their reaction is as if that, I haven’t got a job in any of these companies and so I am working with this small unknown company. How I wish I could have told them on their face that I rejected a few good offers from these companies and joined here. And if I had actually said that, I wouldn’t be surprised if they would have though that I am mentally instable. The fact that it is located at ITPL, makes them feel that may be it’s a good company (thank god we shifted to ITPL from Marathahalli).
How wonderful it would have been if marriages truly happened in heaven :).
